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| The Burglars |
| George Phillips of Grand Falls, Newfoundland, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he had left the light on in the garden shed which she could see from their bedroom window. George proceed... |
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| Math Grade |
| Math Grade A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked ... |
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| Children Say the Darndest Things |
| 1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was ver... |
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| Dumb Laws |
| Alabama: Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. Incestuous marriages are legal. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. You may not driv... |
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| Why Men Have Better Friends |
| Why Men Have Better Friends Women's Friends: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The husband called his wif... |
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| kida !!!! |
| A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb... |
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| SCRABBLE |
| This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in Awhile. Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY:... |
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| Coming For Thanksgiving |
| A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery i... |
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| Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity |
| Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Int... |
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| Lucky Pigs |
| *If you shout for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you can produce enough sound energy to warm a cup of coffee.(I don't think it's worth it...) *If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months you... |
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| Good 'ol Cowboys |
| A cowboy gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel ... |
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| Airplane Problems |
| After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and the... |
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| The Human Body |
| The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. Scientists say the higher your I.Q.,... |
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| Butt Dust |
| What, may you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on as these marvelous stories unfold of what children think about and you'll discover the joy in it! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-fee... |
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| Saying The Right Thing |
| Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember h... |
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| Airline Screw Ups |
| 1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude And will be turning down the cabin ligh... |
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| 710 - Blonde's Automechanics |
| What is a 710? A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is ... |
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| Interesting trivia |
| In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland... |
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| Special Occasion Napkins |
| My mother taught me to read when I was four Years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one Of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked m... |
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| Why am I tired |
| The population of this country is about 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of thi... |
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